CNA SIMULATOR GUIDE 2025

CNA SIMULATOR GUIDE – Alright, let me tell you how my day as a Certified Nursing Assistant in Roblox went — because wow, I was NOT ready for this chaos.

I thought I was just going to hop into CNA Simulator, maybe take care of a virtual patient or two, and log off. Simple, right? Yeah, no. This game dropped me straight into a hospital ER, no chill, no breakroom donuts — just patients wetting the bed and yelling for jello.

Let me walk you through what actually goes down, because if you’re jumping in fresh, there’s a LOT you’ll wish someone told you first.

CNA SIMULATOR GUIDE

Step One: Clean Like Your Life Depends on It

So the first thing I learned — painfully — is that no patient will get in a bed if there’s even one crusty linen left on it. I walked into a room thinking I was ready to heal the world, but no. The bed was dirty, the room looked like a hurricane hit a nursing home, and I had to clean everything.

You gotta:

Pick up dirty linens and throw them in the trash.
Wipe down the bedside table and IV cart.
Replace the bed with fresh, clean linens.

Only then will a patient even consider walking into your room. These patients? High standards, I respect it.

Step Two: Become a One-Person Medical Army

Once your room’s clean, you open the door — and BOOM, patient time. I escorted a guy named George to my room, helped him sit down, assigned him a bed… and that’s when the real job started.

He had a fever. So I had to:

Take his temperature (it was HOT).
Turn off the light because it was too bright for the dude.
Hunt down a warm blanket (pro tip: check the linen storage).
Clean my hands (infection control FTW).
Get the IV kit, draw his blood, and walk it to the lab.

That was just one patient, by the way.

Step Three: Learn Where EVERYTHING Is (Or Panic Mid-Shift)

Eventually, I started figuring out where all the important stuff lived:

Supply Room: Has catheters, restraints, vomit bags, and more (open with your badge).
Pixie Med Station: Where you get actual meds like insulin or naloxone.
Linen Storage: Obviously, where you get clean bed stuff.
Dirty Utility Room: Your go-to for dumping anything gross.

The game doesn’t exactly guide you through this. I spent 10 minutes wandering before I figured out where the bladder scanner was. Spoiler: it’s NOT near the coffee machine.

Step Four: Deal with Every Kind of Patient Problem

Every patient comes with their own drama. One needed a catheter, another wet the bed (twice), and another said they were “so hungry they could eat a horse” but settled for jello. Classic hospital moment.

I had to:

Feed someone with a meal from the fridge (jello wasn’t enough).
Drain a catheter (gag).
Draw more blood.
Wait on test results, then hand over the meds.

Each step gives you points — and the cleaner, quicker, and more accurate you are, the more points you earn. It’s weirdly addictive.

Step Five: Discover the Secret Hospital Areas

Once I wasn’t completely panicking, I started exploring. Here’s the cool part:

ICU & Radiology: More advanced areas you unlock later.
Emergency Room: Where critical patients show up.
The Morgue: Yep, there’s a fake morgue. I tried going in. Locked. Rude.
Outside Area: Yes, you can escape the madness… sort of.

Also: yes, there’s an ice machine. Yes, you can brew coffee. Yes, I did both while pretending to be stressed during my shift.

Final Verdict: It’s Like Brookhaven With a Degree

Honestly? CNA Simulator isn’t just a game — it’s an experience. One minute you’re fluffing pillows, the next you’re saving a life with naloxone. It made me appreciate real nurses 100x more.

So if you’re starting out: